This gratifyingly plump pad offers a contemporary twist on the classic computer-adjacent tablet. Combining modern-day wit and functional elegance, this pad allows you to repeatedly express your ironic surprise while retaining an air of composed profes­sionalism.

• Features formality plus frankness in classic cube notepad format
• A great gift for bosses and coworkers just as underwhelmed as you are
• 4.5 x 5.5 inches, 150 sheets; paper tape binding with metal posts