No mere writing utensil, the Bitch Pen is a handsome, high-quality communication tool that wittily announces your intentions as it helps you achieve your goal—whether it’s dishing out complaints, insults, or blame!

Very Important Pens also featured: Bitch Pen, Procrastination Pen, WTF Pen, Get Crap Done Pen

• Has pleasantly substantial “feel”
• Funny gift for coworkers or frenemies
• 5.25 × 0.25 inches; 0.6 mm black gel ink