Writing a to-do list always feels good, but with this boldly jaded pad in hand, you’ll really show your crap who’s boss. Divide and conquer crap by category, then check it off as you get it done. Call it like you see it. The crap stops here.

• An ideal gift for anyone with crap to do
• Includes handy crappiness scale!
• 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets