No mere writing utensil, the Genius Pen is a handsome, high-quality communication tool that wittily announces your greatness as it helps you achieve your goal—whether it’s writing bestsellers, coming up with million-dollar ideas, or making quantum leaps.

Very Important Pens also featured: Bitch Pen, Procrastination Pen, WTF Pen, Get Crap Done Pen

• Has pleasantly substantial “feel”
• Great gift idea for boss people or slackers!
• 5.25 × 0.25 inches; 0.6 mm black gel ink